Ayyyyypapi

offensed:

i wasn’t ready

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children  (via scrlett)
I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body.
(via sexual-feelings)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit