Ayyyyypapi

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

australiansanta:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo


is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

australiansanta:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

cross-connect:

Ricardo Solis was born in Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico. He graduated from the School of Visual Arts and acquired expertise in workshops taught by outstanding teachers. He has participated in several exhibitions nationally and internationally and his work is in major collections. Solis demonstrates an adorable sense of humor that is bound to find an audience in many different circles from kids to adults…You can find his latest work collected here

// selected by Tu recepcja

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"